JOKES TIME @!

1.There is 10 fishes in a tank. One fish died, will the water level rise or fall??

Answer:rise, because the 9fishes cried over the dead fish..


2.Why does the rock melon throw itself into the water?


Answer: cause he wants to be a watermelon..


3.布和纸怕什么？
回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。 原因：不(布)怕一万，只(纸)怕万一。


4. 怎样使麻雀安静下来？
回答：压它一下。 原因：鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。


5.what time will you go to the dentist?


Answer: 2.30(tooth-dirty)


6.伍佰和李玖哲打架，有钱掉。掉的钱是多少？

Answer: 伍佰=$500 (打) 玖哲=.09% =$450


7.Which is the most popular key in your computer keyboard?

Answer: F4 ( a chinese song group )


8.知道小櫻桃小丸子家是賣什麽的嗎？

鞭炮！！！
因爲： 霹靂啪啦，霹靂啪啦。。。。。


9.你們知不知道世上最高的車是甚麼車？
拖車！（tall 車）


10.什么椅子最舒服~！~！~！~！~

答案： 「音就」椅 Because：Enjoy

11.什么字母最悲哀~！

答案；F 因为FB（悲）I（艾）

12..星星有多重？
8 公克 （starbucks 星八克)

13.哪一種蛇有很多嘴巴？
七嘴八舌（蛇）

14.哪一首歌的歌词里有李玟？
月亮代表我的心 Because：歌词："李玟"我爱妳有多深......


Please laugh as much as possible.... haha.... if you don't understand is alright... but if you think is very "lame" and is a waste of time then i cant stop you to delete this post if you want... ^^